Welcome one and all, large and small! I, your humble correspondent, welcome you to the Gregoids, an ever-so-humble subsection of Gregory-Smith.net. Before going any further and exploring this site, please note the following... seriously, make notes. There will be a quiz later.

1. Everything on this site--from the text to the pictures and back again--is meant to be humorous. You know, "Ha ha ha"? This site is meant to be looked at as one big parody, designed to entertain Greg fans. So smile already! Greg never starred in "Tootsie" and never toured with *N Sync. Everything on this site is fake. F-A-K-E. You know, like reality television?

2. All graphics and original content, as crappy or unfunny as you might think them, took time to create and mold. Don't be lame and copy or steal anything. Don't claim the work as yours, and don't direct link any images you may find humorous. These little things have a way of coming to the light, and I will use my right as a webmaster to fillet you (figuratively, of course) on my various websites when you're caught doing so.

3. Any links to content outside this sites--and the materials within them--are copyrighted to their owners, not me. Sure, I wish I could claim credit for their brillance, but alas! I cannot. You know, those scruples and everything.

That unpleasantness out of the way, choose what section of the paper you'd like to visit by using the navigational menu, which is available to your left <-- Cheerio.

SEPTEMBER 11, 2005
Relaunched the entire site with a new layout, a new picture and a couple headlines.